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Jared Hill 

The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
Jared Hill by CrowningDickhead August 23, 2022

Jared Leto is the best 

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.
"Jared Leto is the best"

Jared Tindall 

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.

Jared (homeless guy) 

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)
El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

Jared's Fingers 

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
Jared's Fingers by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022

Jared cuff 

He is Perfection.
That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection
Jared cuff by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023