making mashed potatoes 

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

making mashed potatoes by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Keyboard Mashed

]Keyboard mashed]
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

Keyboard Mashed by Yermy May 11, 2020

Manhattan Mashed Potato 

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.

My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.

Manhattan Mashed Potato by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Disabled masses 

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

Disabled masses by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020

Disabled masses 

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

Disabled masses by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020

Christopher Massey 

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

Christopher Massey by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

OGC_Mashed 

Pro Overwatch player In OWL hes 14 years old and hes boosted

Oh look its OGC_Mashed lets let him boost us

OGC_Mashed by Ekdktbgbf December 3, 2020