Chav Scum! 

1.A general term of abuse aimed at Chavs.
Of course a Chav would not see Chav as an insult.
Whether or not 'Scum' is insulting is unlikely.

2. A website about Chavs.

Person1: "You're Chav Scum!"

Chav: "You startin'?!"

Chav Scum! by Samuel SP October 11, 2005

Chav Chariot 

(UK) One of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. Usually a Vauxhall Corsa.

Look at Darren in his Chav Chariot! With the lowered suspension and the pumping Bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.

Chav Chariot by Tony221268 March 7, 2007

Chav Wagon 

Limousines of the stretched variety that aren't used by heads of state but are instead hired by chavs the moment they've scraped together a bit of money in the mistaken belief that it's possible to buy class.

Often pink, decked out with lasers and under-chassis lights.

The stretched hummer is the ultimate chav wagon.

There's more STD's in that chav wagon than most brothels.

Chav Wagon by Antid December 5, 2009

chav language

Complete fucking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. Depending on the area, chavs generally talk an assortment of dialects made up from cockney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. This is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.

1-
Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?

Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?

2-
Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init

Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.

chav language by barbah March 5, 2009

Chav / Chavette

Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!

The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)

Chav / Chavette by Bex And Andy! July 7, 2005

Chav Circles 

A strange urban mystery, found in many places such as car parks, recreational parks and sometimes outside local parades of shops.
The chav circle is a modern day phenomenon, the city dwellers of the early 21st century first reported the sightings just after the new millenium when the 'Chav' was a fast growing social group gaining popularity.
Some believe that the circles are in fact left by Chavs after a night out, thought to have been made using motorised veichles with two wheels, like a moped, scooter, or as some of the older chavs prefer to use, a motorcycle.

"Aparently that old woman five doors down found a Chav Cicle in her front garden this morning".

"We have drunk all the cider dave lets make some Chav Circles over there".

Chav Circles by Jake and Tom August 10, 2005

chav juice 

One pound 1 litre of original energy drink at any local UK store

Oh look there’s Chantelle with chav Juice, smoking a spliff

chav juice by Jezza S January 28, 2021