Bitch please 

To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy

Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please

Bitch please by swgmaster97 March 19, 2012

Please and Thank You 

Saying or writing "Please and thank you" at the end of a request can be a sensible shorthand between an aging parent and a loving son, daughter or grandchild. The more old people depend on the busy young, the more important it is for the elderly not to waste time with extended exchanges so 'please and thank you' is an assumption, based on previous familial knowledge, that a simple request will be carried out without requiring a reply.

"Hi darling - could you pick up a book from the library - please and thank you - luvmum" to which the usual reply is "Yup, can do . . . luv" Two short emails, no time wasted and a request fulfilled. If all dealings with the elderly were as simple and as kind, it would be a happier world.

Please and Thank You by MaggieG February 27, 2017

please 

Used in polite requests, often after being rejected.

Stop being such an ass and fucking be nice and shit, please?

please by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

Oscar Meyer Pleaser 

A flaming homosexual that just loves to suck rugged manly cock until it is chafed into what looks like a fully cooked oscar meyer weiner.

Oh jeez, that guy I met last night really sucked me off hardcore, he is such a good little Oscar Meyer Pleaser.

Oscar Meyer Pleaser by Thinkie Tankie October 7, 2006

squirrel please 

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

squirrel please by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Please 

Often used in replace of ok or aint it

Janice: That hoe dont want it !
Jhania: Please!

Please by Jakia James April 3, 2011

Beaver Pleaser 

The act in which a male intends to please the interests of a female in heat at any and all costs, even disregarding the general commandment "bros before hoes". Beaver Pleasing is a widespread problem that typically only leaves the bastard committing the crime friendless and masturbating silently in their dark room on weekend nights to the depressing sound of "Iris" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

You are a Beaver Pleaser if you: Ditch your guy friends to hang out with a girl, speak of mean things about your guy friends to a girl, tell your guy friend's girlfriend the things he says behind her back (disrespectful or otherwise), complete a task asked of you by a girl (feminization or even defriending someone), are the person known as Brock Anders (Huntingdon home grown or otherwise).

Beaver Pleaser by Ham Burger Eddy May 15, 2010