Vaganus
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Vaganus
What a female virgin ends up with after having sex for the first time with a man that wears a size 16 shoe.
"Hey man you remember Betty from school?" "Yeah, why?" "Well we hooked up last night after the party" "You did? Isn't she a virgin?" " She was, but not anymore. She was so tight I bet I gave her a vaganus" "Lol...I bet you did too being that you wear a size 16 shoe. You know what they say about guys with big feet....." " Yeah, for real lol"
Vaganus
SECTION 14: Appendix O, List O1
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)
14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.
VPP (Vaginal Penetration Prohibition)
14.O1.6 Vaganus Description: the Vaganus is part of a fictional anatomy (vagina-anus combination) of an imaginary creature called the, Homo-Sis-Sapien. Created by the USA Inc. government to be used in lieu of the human vagina, for the purpose of collecting a sex-service fee through Labor Compensation Transactions (LCT). Supposedly, the genes were spliced together from the DNA of a female Bonobo monkey 18.7.5 found in Africa, who resolves their conflicts by having sex, with the DNA of the super-friendly, non-violent, American Gay human Sis-Gene 18.9. This all-inclusive orifice serves as both an ass and a pussy, aka ass-pussy! Patent owner: the National Sissydom Association (NSA), NSA is a subsidiary of USA Inc. See also, Genomes 18 in this manual (SM069, Empty Nation Series) available on Audible and Amazon.com by author: Sue Yan Nish. This definition is also on Urban Dictionary.