touched by an angel 

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

touched by an angel by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

touched by an angel 

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

touched by an angel by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

touched by an angel 

When you're black but one of your parents is white.

"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

touched by an angel by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016

touched naughties 

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

touched naughties by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

Touched Cotton 

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

Touched Cotton by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

Touched It Down 

Past tense noun-to-verb translation of touchdown.

He touched it down!

Touched It Down by Utmostly January 19, 2020

Touched the gay deodorant 

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.

There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys

Touched the gay deodorant by honneamise March 29, 2021