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Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.
Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?
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Snap Back The Prayer 

What i call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the "Snap Back The Prayer".

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

snap mokes to the dome 

To engage in the act of smoking cannabis and tobacco in a mixed-media format through a water pipe, ensuring to combust the readily available loaded material completely, and breathe the all vapors created quickly thereafter in one large inhalation with none escaping
Why Rutheford, how dare you snap mokes to the dome using the fine marijuana I procured from my specialty physician just a fortnight hence!

What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini 

An extremely vulgar slang used to express surprise or anger
Jason derulo: What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini
His gf tana: I’m so so so sorry baby schnoockie

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail 

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.