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switched lanes without signaling 

Its when you are fucking a girl and with out notice you put your penis in her ass catching her off guard like when you switch lanes on a highway with out signaling. Usually results with the girl pissed off and angry if she has never done anal sex before.
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Stitches 

A combined word for stupid bitches
Oo man, look at all these stitches that just got here; let's bounce.

Statched 

I asked this girl out but she "statched" me.
I went to open the door but I got "statched." (couldnt open it.)
Statched by jaman September 5, 2006

Butt Stitches 

When you are in a situation that you will know will end badly.

When coming up with an idea knowing it will end badly.
Too much protein plus dehydration equals butt stitches.
Jumping off a building with no wings, that's butt stitches.
Butt Stitches by Thebuttstitcher January 19, 2018

courtesy stitches 

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.

Stitches 

A store in Canada with fashionable clothing, that isn't overly priced like Ambercrombie and Fitch. Common for teenagers.
Person 1: Wow, I love your clothes! How much did they cost?
Person 2: All together 50$
Person 1: That's how much my top cost! Where did you buy those?
Person 2: Stitches
Stitches by Allison4321 November 22, 2009

switched 

Gay, Flaming Homo, Homo sexual
Dude that class is so switched
switched by Matt da Fat September 15, 2003