San Diego Squirter 

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

San Diego Squirter by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Crowd Squirter 

One who ejaculates on a big crowd.

That girl is a real crowd squirter.

Crowd Squirter by cslickster002 December 28, 2016

air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.

You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!

air squirter by hahahaha, your face May 2, 2012

Ram Squirter 

When a male on the brink of an orgasm rams his dick as far down someones throat while ejaculating and maintaining hold until after orgasm.

girl 1: hey, he looks hot
girl 2: true, but hey, he is a ram squirter so watch out

Ram Squirter by _Timid_ August 28, 2016

Cum-squirter 

a penis when fully erect

wow James, you have one sexy cum-squirter there

Cum-squirter by wrankledon June 9, 2018

Juice-Squirter 

A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.

Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.

Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.

Example:

"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."

A juice-squirter's commentary:

"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.

Juice-Squirter by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019

Shirt Squirter 

A bacon and runny egg bap. Deliberately squirts egg yolk on your shirt when you innocently try to eat it.

Do you want a shirt squirter from the canteen?!

Shirt Squirter by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020