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cat random sprint 

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.
cat random sprint by pussy cat December 2, 2016
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Print Sprint 

The urgent run between your office desk and the shared network printer when attempting to print personal documents before someone else sees them.
I need to print off my resume, so after sending the document to the printer I need to do a "print sprint" to make sure no one gets there before me.
Print Sprint by El Craigo April 14, 2008

The Negro Sprint 

When in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the fuck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence "The Negro Sprint."
"Man, I was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this guy ran in with a gun. I hit the Negro Sprint outta there so fast, the next thing I knew, I was already at home."

ISAT sprint 

Coming out of ISAT at JMU and seeing your bus about to leave. Panic begins the act of sprinting down the hill and across the road followed by walking casually to the bus.
Person 1: "Hey there's our bus!"

Person 2: "Dude, time for the ISAT sprint!"
ISAT sprint by JMUGuy March 30, 2011

critical sprint 

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…

Snip and sprint 

The act of leaving the beauty salon after finishing your haircut, right before you go to the front desk and pay for it. Similar in nature to the infamous "Dine and dash".
Drew hated the haircut his stylist gave him, so instead of paying for something he didn't want, he decided to snip and sprint.
Snip and sprint by gr33kboi September 3, 2011

GMC Sprint 

GMC version of the non-SS El Camino
A base model Sprint can still outrun any rice burner you throw at it.
GMC Sprint by Geek-O-Man March 5, 2005