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Switched 

Leaving one alone and going with the other one.
The girl switched to the one that shared everything he stole on em.
Switched by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Sitchewation 

A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.
omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lol luke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr
Sitchewation by ketchum69 July 17, 2025
Snitched (not snitch), is used to describe someone arrested by the polis. It's an assumption that someone will tell the polis things that could make a way for other arrests. Nowadays, the word is casually used to describe an arrest.
- Have you heard about Mike? He got snitched yesterday.
- Damn! Hope he gets out in a few. He's sitting on my bark.
snitched by COCO_ONE January 22, 2026

De-stitched 

Removal of stitches
- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!?
- I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.
De-stitched by Mizz Lizzy October 10, 2023

I’ve stitched my bumhole up 

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.