Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Showering like a rape victim by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.

Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.

spidering by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

shitening 

The process of being so scared that you shit yourself.

Alice found the concept of alien anal probes so shitening that she wore a butt plug at all times.

shitening by Captain_Wiggles May 26, 2008

Shispering 

Shouting and whispering at the same time.

'Andrew was shispering really loudly in the library today'

Shispering by bob qwerty April 19, 2013

shoveling snow 

the act of selling or doing cocaine

"A bitter chill from shoveling snow, hustling blow and ecstasy pills to pay electricity bills." Apathy - the winter

shoveling snow by dick shunary February 7, 2009

Showering Orangutans 

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

Showering Orangutans by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

shivaming

to call someone at a rapid and incessant pace, leaving them no time between calls to hit accept, not that they would anyway. a very rare and extremely irritating, annoying/agonizing way to attempt to get ahold of someone you obviously should stop calling, because for their respective reasons, they either hate you, do not want to talk, or both.

Yo today this guy called me 45 times in five minutes, he's totally SHIVAMING me!

shivaming by shivam verma November 1, 2012