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The brotherhood of the schwing 

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.
dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.

You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.

awww. =(
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Schingisch 

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.
Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.
Schingisch by Schingisch May 20, 2021
Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”
Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008
Adjective - to appear cute and normal, but to actually be a wild sensual animal of the night
I told them she was schwind, but they wouldn't believe me unless I showed them the pictures.
schwind by Bloomsday February 5, 2010

Schwingularity 

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on
“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”
Schwingularity by hodags1966 November 10, 2020
The act of being hit by a bicycle. Increased liklihood on college campus' due to a combination of the fact that some students ride rather recklessly and others walk on bike paths without looking.
I saw a guy get schwinned hardcore today. It was fuckin' hilarious.
schwinned by j.money September 19, 2005