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meat retriever 

when u fuck a bird in the arse n pull out her insides
man that girls snatch smelt of tuna so i went round the back and accidently retrieved some meat.

wow your a real meat retriever. was she ok?
meat retriever by bert n ernie March 15, 2007

lubrador retriever 

Person who has to leave the bed to go get the KY Jelly.
"I'm normally a gentleman, but the bed was so warm last night, I had to insist the she be the lubrador retriever."
lubrador retriever by IMWTDJ March 12, 2009

Operation Recipe Retrieve 

Named for the famous scene in the movie "Beerfest" when the German patriarch goes into complete postal mode when members of his team dare to disagree with him.

Refers to any meeting (usually business) when the boss or most senior person melts down and throws a fit usually by berating, scolding and on occasion bitch-slapping his/her subordinates because they had the audacity to offer an opinion that differed from his/her own.
Joe Accountant: "Hey Bill, how did the meeting go?"

Bill Salesman: " Brutal man, a total Operation Recipe Retrieve. The boss fired Bob, threw a mug at Doris and reemed everyone a new a-hole because we didn't like his idea."

Golden retriever gf 

Basacly a basic white girl but nicer and Probably bi or lesbian (or more).
If you say "wanna go to target" the golden retriever gf would be absolutely happy with this, so treat them nicely

Retriever 

An annoying clingy guy that does not let go.

A guy that insists on wrapping his arm tighter around his girl friend when any guy comes closer to him.
that Mike guy is such a retriever.
Retriever by Fleur de Lise January 24, 2009

Golden Retriever 

Golden Retrievers are quite possibly the best breed of dog in the world. Originally bred to retrieve waterfowl around the late 1800s, this dog has since evolved into a war dog. Golden Retrievers have seen action against the Commies, Nazis, and Al Qaeda terrorists.
I'm off to Iraq, where is my Golden Retriever?
Sarah is a war dog, she totally just ripped Ice a new one.
If you don't agree with this definition, Sarah the War Dog will rip you a new one.
Golden Retriever by Sarah/Ice February 3, 2008