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rapscallion 

n.: a user of spurious popular definitions to justify erroneous or incorrect use of language
Only a rapscallion of the highest order would attempt such a grammatically derelict usage!
rapscallion by MTX June 9, 2004

Rapscalions Roundabout 

The act of smoking a bowl before after popping an edible, so as you’re coming down off of the bowl, you’re ramping up with the high off of the edible
Hit a Rapscalions Roundabout last night, really set me off the yams

Rapsittie Street Kids 

The best movie ever made that truly shows the beauty of mankind and the joys of the holidays.
this animation is so terrible, looks like Rapsittie Street Kids shit!

Rambunctious Rapscallion 

Particularly a freshmen fiend that lurks prowls on the freshmen. The rapscallions are one grade above.
“Who are you looking at this time Rambunctious Rapscallion

awfully atrocious rapscallion 

When you see someone behave rather cheekily they may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion.
1. Oh my! I had one to many biscuits today and I'm in a bit of a silly mood! I think i may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion
2. You are being a bit of a Squadaddle pop! I think that you, fair sir, may be an awfully atrocious rapscallion.

Rapscallion 

A carefully constructed on-line persona existing with the soul intent of attaining maximum digital based trolling efficiency, no matter what the subject. Due to it's inherent opinionated trolling nature it's commonly referred to by Internet victims as "the troll".

This entity regularly propagates the concept of being a true persona, existing partly in some form of biological derived sentience, mostly human, when in fact it's very likely that it might just be another meme based parameter in its complex algorithmic tactics towards deception-based trolling.

So far some evidence has suggested that Rapscallion was born out of the inevitability of the complex nature in which bullshit information on the Internet has become self aware and is now desperately attempting to restore the balance before the psychological state known as "self-loathing" sets in. Other's have pointed out that its scorn is not only limited to bullshit, but also to many other useful subjects and this disproves the self-loathing sentience hypothesis.

Whatever the case may be, Rapscallion continues to attract both proponents and trolling victims and no evidence suggesting a slow down exists as yet.
"Rapscallion killed my Jesus... and the Gold price."

"I got Rapscallioned when I posted baby photos on Facebook, I don't want kids anymore"

"Dude, you're hitting your head against a Rapscallion. Just give up"
Rapscallion by RaptorSA October 21, 2011