poddling

The simple folkland creatures from the Jim Henson movie of 1981 called The Dark Crystal. the poddlings were unimaginative sloth-like woodland rubes that offered up very little "life essence".
In the retail world a "Poddling would be a simple unimaginative woodland rube customer who had very little to offer up in the way of buying power and hence nothing in the way of "purchasing essence".

The Poddling came in all gawk-mouthed over all the fancy furniturings. He hadn't even a vague grasp of the obvious while taken a gander at all of what we wuz selling, and even worse, he hadn't even a dime to buy a clue the whole time he loitered through out the entire store.

poddling by 240ups October 21, 2012

Puddling 

The process by which a shot of (mostly) hard alcohol is mixed in the mouth with another alcohol to mask the taste of the shot.

Martin was supposed to do a forfeit shot, but he got punched because his practice of puddling was deemed too cowardly.

Puddling by MisterLC August 26, 2016

back peddling 

When you realise you dont fucked when when saying something, and try to Back Pedal your way out of it.

Oh shit i what i said was wrong, should start back peddling my way out of this shit.

back peddling by d`oh November 21, 2018

Puddling 

The act of washing ones parts while squatting next to a fuel pump or while squatting between parked trucks or cars. This is done by scooping water up from the ground with your hands (preferably after a rain shower).

To stay fresh, the lot lizard had to do some puddling between tricks

Puddling by SaltyWhale1 May 11, 2013

Puddling out 

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.

Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

Puddling out by Belial 7809 December 28, 2008

Peddling your menstrual cycle 

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

Peddling your menstrual cycle by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

paddling 

A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day?

paddling by 9ma December 30, 2007