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PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you [clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
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Piddle puddle 

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

piddlepuss 

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating
Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss
piddlepuss by Buguba October 16, 2023
A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.
Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.
Piddle by Pooksie December 15, 2010

piddle-piss 

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.
"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."
piddle-piss by dablainester July 17, 2009

Piddle Fartin' 

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."
Piddle Fartin' by Jorrey March 1, 2014

Jemima Puddleducks 

Large set of breasts, melons, chebbs
Wowzer rooney...... Look at the Jemima Puddleducks on that!
Jemima Puddleducks by Nudga_9 April 12, 2012