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spanish omelette

typical spanish dish.

ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.

process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.

If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.

(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
spanish omelette by Pedroparri September 21, 2007

docker's omelette 

a lump of phlegm.
"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
docker's omelette by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

Turkish Omelette 

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"

The Omelette 

When a person cums in an ear and then folds the ear over.
She wanted breakfast in bed so Mateo gave her the omelette.
The Omelette by Illinwill August 30, 2014

docker's omelette 

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out
Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

Pocket Omelette 

(n.) The result of a vicious strike to the groin that breaks a man's eggs and destroys his sausage.
He will never be the same again after that pocket omelette.
Pocket Omelette by gcrunk March 19, 2010