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Feticide Offender 

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.
After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)
Feticide Offender by jfraatz September 22, 2009
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repeat offender 

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.
"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"
repeat offender by D. Gould January 13, 2006

Sex Offender 

A Sex Offender is someone, usually a male, who has varying degrees of sexual perversions in public places. An exhibitionist is the most common form of SO, and is the least likely to cause harm to anyone.
Other degrees of SO offenses actually involve contact with the victim, and are more serious crimes.
The exhibitionist who exposed himself in public is a sex offender.
Sex Offender by Mr Masturbate February 6, 2020

Nose Offender 

Someone whose farts smell so terrible that they should be charged with a crime.
You're a number one nose offender and should be locked up and put on a strict low protein diet.
Nose Offender by William J J T October 30, 2010

Flex offender 

Someone that can't shut up of flexing
Person 1: "bro look ar my skins you'll never get them because I use my mom debit card" Person 2: "Bro stfu you flex offender"
Flex offender by Flex offender December 5, 2020

ur ancestor a sex offender 

This is the pinnacle of insult evolution.
It cuts to the roots of your family tree and implies that every single descendant is gay.
Enemy: "Your family tree LGBT."
You, an intellectual: "No u."
Enemy: "Your ancestor a sex offender."
You, dead: *Self-implodes and continues to disgrace your whole family

Repeat offender. 

When you've previously slept with someone and then years later sleep with them again. In this case they don't count as a new lover so your number never goes up.
"Last night I accidentally hooked up with a repeat offender. I hope he doesn't call again."
Repeat offender. by Lola XXX February 5, 2009