Arsch offen 

Rude german expression for beeing nuts

Der Penner hat doch den Arsch offen! = That jerk is completely nuts!

Arsch offen by jassler May 17, 2008

Offended 

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

Offended by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

Your arrogance offends me 

Something you say to someone to truly terrify them like liam nesson did in the film taken cos he is just such a badass.

person 1: "Your a twat"
person 2: "Your arrogance offends me"
person 1: "OH DEAR GOD!, PLEASE IM SORRY!"
person 2: "And for that, the rate just went up 10 percent"
person 1: "NOOOOOOOO!"

Your arrogance offends me by somedude11111 December 8, 2009

offended 

Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

Person A: I am offended by that remark.
Person B: Yes, I see that.

offended by geekmalone June 24, 2020

Offensive Dick 

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

Offensive Dick by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

sex offender shuffle 

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics

keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle

sex offender shuffle by chimpg December 17, 2017

that's offensive 

A common phrase that dumb people say when they don't understand something or when they want to cause unnecessary facebook drama.

"Your artistic endeavor for photography class uses a globe in it and that reminds me of our all-mighty God. That's offensive."

that's offensive by imazebraucantcme September 13, 2011