Mashed a chevy

Another way of saying “I fucked up”.

I mashed a chevy last night when I kissed my Wife’s Dad.

Mashed a chevy by WPB27 June 14, 2021

Jeremiah Massey

A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.

“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”

Jeremiah Massey by FloofyPotato May 25, 2018

bag of mashed assholes

a visual reference used when describing something very ugly

Geez, have you seen Brian's date? She's uglier than a bag of mashed assholes.

bag of mashed assholes by Dallas "Big D" October 24, 2008

masses 

the masses:
a large population
people at large

The Pope preaches to the masses.

masses by Chad Miller May 5, 2004

messed up 

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.

look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!

messed up by Mark October 13, 2003

Massey Style 

The addition of pepperoni to anything edible, is in fact, Massey Style.

I would like my submarine sandwich, Massey Style. Okay, here is your sandwich, with pepperoni!

Massey Style by Brian Easley June 21, 2006

Masked Avenger 

It is a sexual move, where the male is performing doggie style on his partner, and while her (or is guess his) face is burried into the ground, he forms his hands in upside down "A-Okay" gesture with his fingers, and wraps them around his eyes- forming a makeshift mask. The partner is not to know that this act is occuring at the time. As soon as he cums, he is to immediately pick up his cell phone (while the partner is still present) and call a friend and state "THE MASKED AVENGER HAS STRUCK AGAIN" and hang up immediately.

Guy: Did you get a message about a certain Masked Avenger last night?

Friend: Dude, you have deep-rooted issues.

Masked Avenger by Conchubar March 21, 2009