Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and [useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

Land o Lakes High school by lolhs victim November 8, 2019

noddy land 

An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"

"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"

"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"

noddy land by Me'ol'ducker February 2, 2019

Cloud Cuckoo Land 

Living in ones own dream world, where everything is perfect...

He's living in Cloud Cuckoo Land

Cloud Cuckoo Land by LaylaRose March 18, 2010

Grippy sock land 

An online term used to describe a type of mental hospital, this term is used because of the fact in most mental hospitals they tend to give you grippy socks to wear as a type of shoe.

Yeah, my mom said she would send me to grippy sock land if I didn’t start acting right.

Grippy sock land by JustHereM88 December 11, 2021

land-jack 

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

land-jack by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Land O Goshen 

Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.

1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!

Land O Goshen by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

dry land turd by olive man July 13, 2015