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Away message invite 

Inviting people to a party through an away message. Eliminating the burden of picking and chooseing who to invite as well as the time to make phone calls.
Advantages: This works well when you can only have a few people over because only the people who read he away message will know. You won't have to feel guilty or make people mad when you forget to invite them.
Disadvantages: You might have unwelcome guests.

This method works best for last minute parties planned a few hours beforehand.
Alex: Dude, why weren't you at Beckys party last night?
Spencer: what party? I wasn't invited! ::angrey glare::
Alex: oh dude don't worry, it was an Away Message invite, she didn't officially invite anyone. Just check the away messages more often.
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Self Invite 

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"
Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!
Self Invite by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016

Toronto invite

To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.

( antonymous to "invite" )
I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.

Open Invite 

When everyone is invite. No one is singled out.
I'm going to the bar tonight. Open invite if anyone wants to go?
Open Invite by Eacs10 November 22, 2017
Thanks again for the invite, buddy!
invite by lingualtreasure June 5, 2009

trick invite 

An invitation to an event that ends up being a hoax. The most common trick invite involves a new foreign kid being summoned to meet up after school only to find himself all alone.
Duder 1: "Yo Italian dude! Soccer today?"

Italian Kid: "Oh yes-a, of-a course! I be there!"

Duder 2: "Ha ha you're such a dick dude. That was a trick invite wasn't it?"

Duder 1: "Fuck yea. He's been falling for it for the past 4 weeks!"
trick invite by westfalia January 11, 2010

Un-invite 

When someone invites you to an event knowing that you are busy and will not be able to attend.
"Hey! I'm having a party on Saturday. You should come!"

"Dude, you know I'm out of town all weekend. That's a total un-invite!"
Un-invite by Michael Gerber July 20, 2008