Intense fuckery 

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

Intense fuckery by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016

Intense like that 

Intense like that; meaning just being so powerful, extreme and extraordinary that it excuses all actions

“omg he just drank an entire vodka bottle” “ikr, he is just intense like that!!”

Intense like that by thatcupcakeuser March 27, 2019

Intense 

You know it's intense when you start sweating like crazy.

<GB> So I entered a empty air-conditioned room, sat down on a chair by myself and after 5 mins of doing some intense gr. 11 math I was sweating all over the place

<Ped> LoLz!!!!!!111oneoeneon

Intense by Kosty August 7, 2006

intense 

1.Used to emphasize a moment which one deems very "intense" or severe in some way, be it awesome good or bad.

2.Used to describe a very non-severe moment sarcastically.

1. YO! That Roller coaster was SO INTENSE.
YO! That history exam was fucking INTENSE.

2.YO! Blues Clues is SO INTENSE.

intense by Sanitized November 15, 2007

Intense Nudie 

One of the world's most secret legends, there have only been a handful ever known to exist and the definition is known amongst only them. Some have said that an Intense Nudie is the Ying to Earth's Yang, but it is only speculation from the bravest of souls who dare to learn of its meaning. For anyone to learn it's meaning without being worthy would inspire the Gods to summon storms across the world, resulting in winds so fierce that would cause the Pacific to engulf North America and chasms in the Earth's crust so large that Africa may disappear.

So for God's sake just move on and be glad that you never inquired further about the.... Intense Nudie

John: Dayum girl, youz one Intense Nudie
Ying: You don't even know what that means!
John: Uhmm, HELLOOO like I totally do
Ying: ...Mother of God

Intense Nudie by MiSoWannaBeANudie August 6, 2008

Bingo Intense 

A phrase used to describe something that is incredibly intense. Much like the tension one gets when playing bingo.

"...so i was being chased by the serial killer, it was intense, and i'm talking BINGO Intense..."

Bingo Intense by BingoFan! January 19, 2009

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex

Them midget really do be queefing in each others butts. Shit be fogging up the camera

"I just watched so much Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex and creamed so fast!"

"Why didnt you invite me I would have busted such a fat nut!"

Nasty Intense Midget Chinese Fart Poop Sex by IBustedAFatNutToIntenseMidgets April 7, 2022