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hand hula hoop 

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
hand hula hoop by Rammer January 9, 2006
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Beef Hula Hoop 

A small penis in a loose pussy.
His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.
Beef Hula Hoop by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020
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Whoop whoop hula hoop 

A celebration event for when a really exciting or successful event has just occurred.
I just ate a carrot cake, whoop whoop hula hoop!!

Naked Hula Dance  

The naked hula dance is an attack done by the pokefreak ginge,

this is where he strips in front of you, and does a hula dance without the skirt,
cock slapping his leg back and forward
Naked Hula Dance :


OMG like you dont believe in the "Naked Hula Dance"
!!!!

BLASPHEMY
Naked Hula Dance by Gothic Mario February 28, 2009

pearl hula-hoop 

A variation of the 'pearl necklace', it invovles putting a ring of semen around the recipient's waist. it requires 3 people. a recipient, and 2 donors to cover the front and back and create the ring.
"ever had a pearl hula-hoop?".
pearl hula-hoop by cameron swales November 25, 2006

Beef Hula Hoop 

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.
Beef Hula Hoop by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

hand hula 

A dance you can do with your hands while sitting at a stop light.
When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.
hand hula by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010