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Mike Hock 

Ones own dick
I put my name in the hat for the raffle, and she pulled out Mike Hock
Mike Hock by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch! 

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

molly-hock 

verb: To beat someone to death with either your or their own limb(s) or body part(s), such as an arm, or a leg that has been severed from the body.
Man #1: Did I ever tell you about the war story that happened to my uncle?
Man #2: No, why? What happened?
Man #1: When he ran out of ammo he picked up his comrade's leg and molly-hocked 23 hostiles.
molly-hock by Scooble January 15, 2010

John Hock 

How you tell someone/describe someone as becoming utterly obsessed with Stickam and should stop AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Person 1: OMGOMGOGM, 10 MORE FRIENDS ON STICKAM!
Person 2: Holy shit, you're turning into John Hock.
Person 1: STFU! I'm going to tell Sticky on you!
Person 2: .....
John Hock by LOLOLOLstickam October 23, 2008

husk hock 

Trying to hock up a popcorn husk that is stuck in the back of the throat or on the back of the tongue. Those devilish little fuckers act like suction cups and sometimes a hock hack will loosen them.
Some dude in the theater had the husk hock so bad he sounded like a dog yakking on a bone
husk hock by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

John Hock 

stickam celebrity, has a square but beautiful head. has hair longer then his dick, and loves the ugliest girls.
John Hock by john hock is hot November 2, 2008