fruit machine 

British for slot machine

I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.

fruit machine by Abhishek Chowdhary February 17, 2007

Fruit Smoothie

It is the accumulation of semen originating from several gay men after a large orgy, blended with milk, ice and your favorite fruit.

Joe: Fabio, what is in this smoothie?
Fabio: Why do you like it?
Joe: Ehh its a little salty.
Fabio: Thats because a couple of my friends made a fruit smoothie last night.
Joe: FUCK YOU!

Fruit Smoothie by ghostsquad October 6, 2011

Fruit Punch Slushy 

When an individual has intercourse with a female outside at precisely 7:30 AM with temperatures below freezing(32 degrees Fahrenheit). The vagina will feel hard and cold, thus resembling a blender. It is given the name "Fruit Punch Slushy" because this would just be called a suicide mission without having the female's period blood(fruit punch) to protect the penis from the inner blades of the cold vagina.

Sean: Hey Amber let's go outside for a Fruit Punch Slushy
Amber: Wow, it's so convenient I didn't put in my tampon today!
Tristan: You guys are such ratchets...

Kyle: Did you guys hear about what happened to Jared?
Reona: haha yeah I heard he thought his girl was on his period, but instead he got his dick ripped off!
Micheal: Such a freshman decision

Fruit Punch Slushy by PMSquad October 23, 2013

pressed fruit bowl 

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

pressed fruit bowl by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Bust a grape in a fruit fight 

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.

Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

Bust a grape in a fruit fight by Gotdagoodshit December 4, 2018

fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity

Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.

fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

ghetto fruit 

Trash, grocery bags, and old clothes hanging from trees.

"I visited this apartment downtown and there was ghetto fruit all up in those trees!"

ghetto fruit by creamycats April 16, 2019