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sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering
"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."
sluttering by bombmomdotcom January 25, 2015

flattering yourself 

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
flattering yourself by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

Dick flattening 

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.
With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

Flattering Yet Creepy 

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

flutterdog

A miniaturised African Wild Dog, with extended eyelashes and butterfly wings, with a tendency to drool over lovesongs and spread happiness and joy.
Oh my god, it's that flutterdog, Aidan!
flutterdog by Ras August 27, 2003