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It's a funky, freaky, long kinky hair on a random part of your body that looks like it belongs on your ass.
Damn, pluck that Fergie on your forearm!
Fergie by NoJailTail June 11, 2018
Fergie can be used as a verb, an adverb, an adjective or a noun. It can mean whatever you like without the person you are saying it to really know what's going on
'I'll Fergie you up!!!'

'Don't make me Fergie you tomorrow...'

'Let's go to Fergie sometime...'

'I will literally Fergie him right up the bum

He ran Fergilly down the park
Fergie by S0n0fTheYeti May 25, 2021
fergie is a person who is part of the fergie clan.
mate! watch oot its a fergie!!!
fergie by emo420 January 21, 2022
An amazing singer and performer who revolutionized pop music, and is my idol. Unfortunately, very few people on this site have anything good to say about her :(
Fergie is such a queen
I love Fergie so much
Fergie by Queen RiRi April 17, 2024

Fergie's Watch 

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.
If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Fergie Time 

-Descriptive.

1. Fergie Time -

Any amount of time, in any football (soccer) match, which has been added on, in addition to the added time (injury time) that had already been prescribed at the end of the 90 minutes.

Any amount of time that a match is played after the said amount of added time, is referred to as 'Fergie Time'
(Added time of 3 minutes has been announced, play carries on after 93 minutes, player scores on 95 minutes)

"WHAT THE FUCK! NO!!! ADDED TIME HAS FINISHED! FOR FUCK SAKE, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?"

"Tut, that's two minutes of Fergie time right there"