Unfortunate Farter 

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.

There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.

Unfortunate Farter by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010

Tub Farter 

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.

Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.

Tub Farter by chris50M January 12, 2006

smooth farter 

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

smooth farter by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

Lying Farter 

A debased individual who has a uncontrollable penchant for loudly farting in a public forum (usually around elderly people) whilst accompanied by a friend or family member and then acting as if they have no idea who did it. Oftentimes, the offending individual thinks that this churlish behavior is the utmost pinnacle of comedy.

Kirk don't deny that you are the one who ripped that loud heinous gas cloud in church today and then tried to blame it on Aunt Flossie. We ALL know that you are a irredeemable lying farter!

Lying Farter by Ted Snisha January 20, 2019

hairy farter 

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

hairy farter by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

cum farter 

The receiver in a homosexual relationship.

My new co worker, is a cum farter!

cum farter by Dack Shepard's April 15, 2021

Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

Frequent Brain Farter by Smurfanator February 7, 2010