The man with the biggest Penis of all time. It's been calculated at a massive origin shifting 30ft wide and long, it's so big drags on the floor and causes earthquakes. Crinkle has yet too masturbate because his Penis is so ginormous and he can't reech it.
Is that crinkle Heins Spooker?
I want to suck him and make him rearrange my insides...
When your ballsack is raised all the way up only showing wrinkles and taint line.
Leonardo DiCaprio: “When I got out of the shower and looked at my balls, that’s when I knew I had crinkle sack.”
His young wife: “Ew…I’m not touching that crinkle sack tonight…let me know when it’s back to normal”