cornish fuckbots 

An army of Robotic sex dolls deployed whenever and wherever needed to aid in the pleasure of losing frustration

James looks pretty frustrated better send the cornish fuckbots to muff diver him 😆

cornish fuckbots by Smudge 😙 February 8, 2018

Cornish time 

A relaxed usage of the clock - involving arriving late or not paying much attention/placing much importance to the time.

'Well, we're only an hour late - it's a Cornish 5 o' clock.'

'Morwenna's always running on Cornish time - she's always late.'

Cornish time by frustratedwench91 February 18, 2018

Cornish cruncher 

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

Cornish cruncher by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Cornish Will 

An illiterate fucktard

A cornish will is an illiterate fucktard

Cornish Will by Tinapshurman March 28, 2020

Cornish Guzzler 

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

Cornish Guzzler by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

Cornish Dib-Dab 

When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.

She let me give her a Cornish Dib-Dab last night

Cornish Dib-Dab by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022

Cornish Cumfart 

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

Cornish Cumfart by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023