Hozayin Clause 

The Hoyazin Clause is a clause/rule in online communities, originating on the popular social app "Discord".

The original clause states: "Even if a person does not explicity break one of the rules listed here, staff members still reserve the right to punish someone for damaging the health of the chat. This can be all manner of things, and is down to individual moderator interpretation." Later versions of the clause will typically include a spell check to the word "explicity", correcting it to "explicitly".

Historical context: Ex-owner roygbiv#7628 from the blåhaj Discord (discord.gg/blahaj) banned user Hozayin#7999 for "being shitty" despite not explicitly breaking any rules. This appears to be known as "The Hozayin Clause Incident". From this incident came the full-fledged rule. Interestingly, both the ex-owner roygbiv and user Hozayin are no longer in said Discord server.

User 1: "I heard danielsalt was banned - why's that?"
User 2: "Dunno, he was a bit of a prick though - probably the Hozayin Clause".

Hozayin Clause by danielsalt September 1, 2021

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause 

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause by Delray87 December 1, 2011

elevator escape clause 

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

elevator escape clause by the_elder July 28, 2009

Santa Clause

A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.

The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.

Santa Clause by Greg1619 January 3, 2008

Santa Clause

An imaginary overweight man in red who supposedly 'Climbs down peoples chimneys and places presents at the bottom of childrens trees early Christmas', made by a small child who didn't want to give his parents credit for buying his new AK-47. An easy way of proving Santa Clause does NOT exist, is by seeing if you can fit down the chimney. If you can't, Santa Clause can't.

Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!

Santa Clause by Fat Man In Red December 29, 2008

Cinderella Clause

The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.

I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.

Cinderella Clause by The Good Word. December 9, 2008

Tarda Clause 

A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.

When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.

Tarda Clause by Gatlianne October 22, 2009