choked 

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

choked by Molari July 20, 2006

crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

It's chockers! 

Expression to denote an extreme amount of something, especially when referencing urban traffic or traffic jams.

The one day I left for work early and... my gosh... it's chockers!

It's chockers! by buoya November 29, 2011

Checked out

The period of time after you have given notice of resignation from a job before you actually leave. When you don't care about the work you are doing anymore or the general welfare of the business or the staff.

This can also be apply to someone who doesn't care about their job anymore and is about to quit.

Example: Hey Bob have you got those reports ready for Monday? Naah, I'm totally checked out.

Checked out by 1man April 3, 2008

boss cocked 

(Verb)
1) During his Super Bowl performance, Bruce Springsteen, or the Boss, slid down the stage on is knees and his crotch ran right into a camera that was filming him. So from the perspective of living rooms across America, we were all Boss Cocked.

Guy: Did you see how Bruce Springsteen ran into that camera guy during his Super Bowl performance?

Guy2: Yeah, that camera guy totally got boss cocked.

boss cocked by bleblah February 4, 2009

Shit-cocked 

A phrase used to describe a state of excessive drunkenness.

Also smashed, hammered, blitzed, wasted, shitfaced, crunked, etc.

Wow, Billy got shit-cocked last night.

Shit-cocked by JohnCap May 17, 2006

Quarter-Cocked 

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

Quarter-Cocked by Chattom, E August 30, 2007