Chodeblanket 

An advanced form of cock blocking, occurs when a collection of chodes surround an attractive female, therefore protecting her from any rival chodes. Chodeblankets can form within a group of friends when there is one girl who all the chodes want to get with, but they are all too scared to make a move. This leaves a stalemate situation where all members of the chodeblanket must follow said girl around at all times. Chodeblankets are more common on nights out when there is a shortage of quality poon. In this situation the chodeblanket can become a chodeshield, using overly-aggressive dancing to protect their quarry.

Male 1: OMG! That girl is a buff ting

Male 2: Yes mate, but look at her massive chodeblanket, you haven't got a chance.

I'd be a chode in her blanket any day.

There are so many chodes in her chodeblanket! How can I get to that poon!?

Chodeblanket by CAYLEYUNIT November 26, 2010

chode-dinger 

When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.

Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.

chode-dinger by conman08 July 18, 2006

chode yodeling 

The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.

Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.

chode yodeling by Polish Poopsicle May 14, 2017

Ranga Chode

a rather stubby orange chode.

Justin has a ranga chode, its two inches long.

Ranga Chode by PornPatty July 26, 2018

chode whisperer 

When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.

With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!

chode whisperer by Fishbucky June 8, 2009

Pancake Choad 

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

Pancake Choad by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo 

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009