Cement Belly 

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

Cement Belly by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

Cement mixer poop 

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

Cement mixer poop by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

cement pills 

Medication given to a person when they need to Harden The Fuck Up

Guy1: Dude you walked out of Saw 3, you need some of these
Guy2: What are those?
Guy1: Cement Pills so you can harden the fuck up

cement pills by Medstudent June 14, 2009

cement head 

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

cement head by WordPak Revisited January 1, 2012

Cement City 

The cemetery for usual or poor peoples. The reason of monuments on tombs there.

"Meet you in Cement City"

Cement City by RmanSimono_FF December 22, 2008

cement smiley 

Popularized by some movie about America and history and maybe an X, it's when you get really mad at someone for hanging out infront of their house so you kick the shit out of them and then take their face to the curb and rest their upper mouth on the cement and then jump on their head as hard as you can, causing their teeth and jaw to get smushed into their brains. Usually causing death or the horrendous condition known as "British Teeth"

Her blowjobs were never the same after that Cement Smiley.

cement smiley by Jerry's Kid April 20, 2004

Cement pants 

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

Cement pants by Jiggaman April 14, 2005