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Career Girlfriend 

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
Related Words

career politician 

A person who approaches to politics as a profession. A person who's in politics to make money and/or to have power.
For them, making the world a better place is secondary or immaterial.
Hillary Clinton calling Bernie Sanders a "career politician" is beyond infuriating.
an intelligent, talented, honest, at times blunt, loving, kind, humorous, good looking person that cares deeply for family and friends
Caleema will always be honest with you, even if it hurts your feelings.
Caleema by LVeracity February 5, 2010
A noun referring to a cat in the sitting position when all limbs are neatly curled underneath its body so they cannot be seen. It's origins come from the combination of the words "cat" and "egg" after observations were made regarding the similarity of the position to a chicken laying eggs. Witnessing such a site will immediately grant you everlasting happiness.

It can also be used as a verb. "to categg" is to be in this specific sitting position.
noun: I walked in my room and was surprised to find a categg on my bed.

Be careful, there is a categg on the floor behind you!

verb: Whiskers is currently categging next to me on the couch.

Fluffy loves to categg on my chest.
Categg by Rubba-Lipped Buddha Balls December 10, 2010

Toyam Career 

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.
Toyam Career by BV69BV May 2, 2017
Similar to a 'job' or 'work'... Usually means that you are stuck at the same pay level that you start with. No chance for advancement and someone else will pass you for a promotion even if they are less qualified as long as they know the right people (Or have the right parents/family members). Also usually requires a piece of paper that you spent thousands of dollars on which you will never make back. The only people that will give this a thumbs down are people that had their 'education' paid for by their rich parents... They are very defensive when it comes to the truth being spoken out loud... People screw people over to get rich, that is how it works...
Jack: Hey Daniel, what have you been doing with your life lately?
Daniel: Oh you know... Doing the career thing. (Usually means giving up your soul and putting up with a tyrants bullshit just to pay rent because things were never handed to you for free...)
career by Jack Daniels III July 18, 2007