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CalorieMate 

A brand of energy-supplement foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. Comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can. The most popular is the block, because of it's small size and portability. It is known as a "Balanced meal, on the go". It contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.

The CalorieMate was popularized by the video game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" for the PlayStation 2 as a food the main character can consume.
Tim: What are you eating?

Jeff: A CalorieMate

Tim: What's that?

Jeff: A delicious energy supplement food from Japan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!

Tim: Wow..., it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!

Hando Calrissian 

slang for a hand job.
Yeah, so that bitch I hung out with last night was boring as hell. At least I got a Hando Calrissian before I got outta there.
Hando Calrissian by phishpac2 February 22, 2010
the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.
salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good
calorie by Quimsey May 6, 2006
A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.
Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!
calorie by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.
I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.
Sexiest person on the face of the earth and has the sexiest ass feet and perfect body and perfect little toes
Wow clorisa is the sexiest woman on the planet