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Bootyhole bandit 

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.
Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.
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Bootyrocket 

when people get high by sticking meth or crack up their ass
He went from smoking meth out of a lightbulb to doing BootyRockets
When your belly sticks out more than your bootydoo
yo bitch aint nuttin but a bootydoo.

i bet you tap that bootydoo.

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bootydoo by Alec May 13, 2005

bootyhole tickler 

When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.
-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.
bootyhole tickler by Dj normax March 12, 2017

bootyhole rape

when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.
911: what’s your emergency

Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming

bootywounded 

The extreme, peak level of butthurt.
Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Jonny? He's a sobbing wreck."
Guy 2: "Yea, he's super butthurt over the election."
Guy 1: "Butthurt is putting it mildly. No, he's definitely bootywounded."
bootywounded by JOTUN0621 November 5, 2020

bootypopalicious 

- used to reference bootypops that r absolutely delicious

- also something you would call your best friends
- slightly challenging spelling, so really only the best of people can spell it out right
Friend 1: Hey I just got 1st first place in Mario Kart!!!

Friend 2: That’s BOOTYPOPALICIOUS