Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Blasted Idiot 

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

Blasted Idiot by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

blasted a confetti cannon 

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

blasted a confetti cannon by jk63 August 12, 2016

blasted off 

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

blasted off by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Blasted Mechanism 

Simply one of the best alternative bands in the world.

Blasted Mechanism kicks major ass!

Blasted Mechanism by Journas October 9, 2003

blasted out of your shoes 

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.

Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)

blasted out of your shoes by TheBeav May 2, 2005

blasted meat patty 

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

blasted meat patty by Your black mom July 20, 2009