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ong bak'd 

basically, past tense for re-creating a move from the movie Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior, and using it on an ordinary civilian, usually an emo kid. some of the best include the knee and elbows to the head, and the kick to the face. watch the movie and mix and match your own combinations, then find some emo kids to test it on. they're as passive as hindu cows, until they actually get hurt. then they're like rabbits that had just been shot in the abdomen. FUN ENSUES!
Guy 1: Dude look, some little emos are crossing the street!

Guy 2: HEY THATS J-WALKING!

Guy 1: Get em legs!

*Guy 2 Ong Bak's the emo kids*

Emo kids: *either unconscious or squealing*

Guy 2 Standing over the incapacitated emo kids: Ya'll just got Ong Bak'd!

Guy 1: word
ong bak'd by kristov June 20, 2006
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Houdini Ong-Bak 

When you are doing a girl from behind and right as you are about to shoot your seed you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've cum. She turns around and you bust it right in her eye, followed by crushing her skull with your elbows, a la "Ong-Bak"...
Ultranick: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Birfs: You won't be seeing her again. She was too clingy so I gave her the ol' Houdini Ong-Bak... just don't tell the coppers.
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lee myung bak 

Lee Myung-Bak was elected the 17th president of Korea in December 2007 with 48.7% of the vote considered to be a landslide as voters responded to his success as a construction CEO and Seoul mayor.

In order to prevent the worldwide financial crisis from causing the domestic economy to slump and a vicious economic cycle to occur, the Lee administration did its best under an emergency management system.

Korea could be one of the fastest countries to get out from the crisis among G-20 countries and will host the summit of G-20, major industrialized and developing countries in November, 2010
Lee Myung Bak's approval rating in Korea has recently been skyroketed beyond 50% due to his leadership in financial crisis and Creative Pragmatism to problem solving.
lee myung bak by kendo35 October 7, 2009

Douso Bak 

Another word meaning not only Douche Bag, but also shithead... Therefore becoming an even better insult.
" You Damn Douso Bak, you stole my chicken."
Douso Bak by Bioking November 24, 2009
An up and coming big boy. A pleasant person, but when given an energy drink becomes wild and an uncontrollable force. Most days he is out chasing adrenaline or at school. Gets good grades. Loves action sports.
Person 1: did you see Eli Bak’s post on social media

Person 2: no
Eli bak by EB_MCMEME November 30, 2019

im bak in da game 

coming from people that dnt get a chance with someone then all off a sudden it happens they say im bak in da game.
hell yeah im bak in da game
To push, jostle, or shove with the elbow
"Give me a Cheeto before I have to Ong-Bak you."
Ong-Bak by PersonGuy March 31, 2005