Ass Bag 

Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.

Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.

Ass Bag by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

nigerian assbang 

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

nigerian assbang by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

assbags 

Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.

Save Our Seeker you assbags!

assbags by visionhale May 25, 2010

assrag 

A dedicated washcloth used in place of one's hand to clean one's rectum.

Sick! I can't believe he just washed the dishes with my assrag!

assrag by zatr5000 November 5, 2005

assage 

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

assage by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assuage 

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

assuage by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

asslagger 

a really slow person.

Get out of the way asslagger.

asslagger by metabollic666 August 25, 2008