Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection 

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection by LTown122 October 23, 2018

Suck my dick in Macy's window 

An extension of " suck my dick "

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.

Suck my dick in Macy's window by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022

Windows XP Black Screen 

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

Windows XP Black Screen by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006

windows + prt sc 

This feature is a screenshot shortcut.

guy 1:bro how do i screenshot??????????????????????????????????
guy 2:Windows + PRT SC.
guy 1:thanks

windows + prt sc by pseud0nym12470 January 3, 2023

Shut the french windows 

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up"

The english, classier version of Shut the front Door

Phyllis Logan from Downton Abbey at the Sag Awards 2013: "Oh my God, Shut the French windows!"

Shut the french windows by fede01_8 January 27, 2013

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

Steamy Windows by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020