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1. Weapons of Mass Deception: a hoax; a fraud; misleading propaganda

2. euros used to buy and sell petroleum; any attempt to challenge petrodollar hegemony
1. "...in light of the debate about Iraq and Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), I wanted to share with the British public the reasons why I believe this issue to be a current and serious threat to the UK national interest." Tony Blair

2. “Iraq says that from now on, it wants payments for its oil in euros, despite the fact that the battered European currency unit, which used to be worth quite a bit more than $1, has dropped to about 82cents. Iraq says it will no longer accept dollars for oil because it does not want to deal "in the currency of the enemy."” Time Magazine, Nov. 13, 2000
WMD (2) by Peter K. Marx February 11, 2005

wmd (weapons of mass destruction) 

George W. Bush, his puppet Dick Cheney, and his henchmen at the pentegon
henchmen would be Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfulwitz
1. Where my Draws sex. where you get so caught up in the wild sex encounter, that post sex, you have to do a search for your undergarments.

2. Weapons of Mass Destruction Sex. where you are in a confined space (and generally a place you don't belong- such as, but not limited to, an office) and you knock over a bunch of shit. just the fuckin up personal property type of bomb ass nuts
1. (post sex) "baby where are my draws?", "i have no idea, we'll look in a minute. i think they may be on top of the Chandelier"

2. last night we had WMD sex in my bosses' office. i hope i don't get fired. we knocked over his computer and all of his paperwork. Thank Goodness there's no camera in there
WMD Sex by Shan & Jordan September 7, 2007

WMD (Wheeler Magnet Definer) 

A pseudonym for Zak Vaudo. He is apparently not fooling ANYONE.
He's flirting with EVERY girl in the world? Must be a Zak Vaudo, the Wheeler Magnet Definer.
A random text message your dad might send you.

Don’t worry, however. It just means that his keyboard is crappy.
Dad: “wmd gps
LS - “u too”
wmd gps by loOSe screwz January 17, 2024

Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) 

Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...