The Flaming Verizon Sanchez 

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

A verizon guy 

-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.

"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."

A verizon guy by luke Finn July 7, 2008

the verizon

The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.

Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon.

the verizon by Sideshow Jumbo January 24, 2016

Not Verizon

After the great telecom merger of 2005/2006, to combat the voice over ip menace brought forth by the cable companies, one company made up of parts from Southwestern Bell, Bell South, and AT&T emerged controlling 85% of all telephone lines in the USA. This leaves only 2 telephone companies in america, Verizon, and NOT Verizon. The name was chosen for simplicity sake, as now everybody knows what company your talking about.

I just upgraded my DSL package.
Oh? Whos your provider.
South western.... no they changed their name to AT&T... and bought Bell... I forget?
Oh, you mean NOT Verizon. Ya i saw that package, looks good.

Not Verizon by Ratbait August 30, 2008

The Verizon Sanchez 

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

The Verizon Sanchez by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

verizoned 

1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.

My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.

verizoned by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006

Verizoned 

1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.

"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
or

Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
or

They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.

Verizoned by bdover December 26, 2011