rock turd 

When you are trying to take a dump & it feels like a rock coming out of your arse.

"I am getting ready to take a dump & I hope it isn't one of those rock turds!"

rock turd by T.Wilson January 24, 2014

turd nub 

Something that is usually small/chunky and made of shit. Can also be used to describe something or someone that is utterly stupid and pointless.

Hey Pippi, you're such a turd nub!!!
Dude, that party was a total turd nub.

turd nub by carlkr1 April 22, 2012

Amber Turd 

When you mean to smugly fart and miscalculate grandly and accidentally shit yourself (or shit the bed).

I tried to fart but I miscalculated and I dropped an Amber Turd.

Amber Turd by jzaikzai June 8, 2022

butter the turd cutter

you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower

That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

butter the turd cutter by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011

Flying Turd 

This is an aircraft, aka aircrap, that is a performance, maintenance and safety problem.

That old TB - 36 is a real flying turd, the only thing worst than trying to get it off the ground is trying to fly it!

Flying Turd by I, Wreckerrr November 30, 2020

[I'm tired]

The universal excuse when you feel like shit

"Wtf is wrong with you today?" "I'm tired"

[I'm tired] by anonymous391 January 15, 2009

Amber Turd 

When you take a poop on someones bed

Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!

Amber Turd by BF87 May 6, 2022