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tub of lard by Bowman June 16, 2002
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TUB'ed
No one wants to take the blame, so when I'm not around i get TUB'ed. When upper management gets backed into a wall, they like to TUB, just to get the target off their back.
TUB'ed by James Francisco, jmscisco January 13, 2009
tub and rub
When you go to the movie theater and order a tub of popcorn. Afterwhich you cut a hole in the bottom and allow your date to reach inside.
"I would like a large tub of popcorn with extra butter and no salt. I'm getting a tub and rub tonight."
tub and rub by robzilla85 November 22, 2013
Tub Ring
Tub Ring by moosemaster August 6, 2003
Tub Guy
A (or THE) Tub Guy is a twisted creature of the late night and early evening on weekends. Few recorded sightings of the Tub Guy have been documented, however he(or they) have been seen in multiple cities and continents across the globe such as Toronto, Kingston, and Mont-Tremblant Canada; and Hong Kong. The existence of the Tub Guy is evident as a result of wreckage and footprints left behind in bathrooms across the globe. Often times bathrooms are left in complete disarray, underwear is frequency left in odd places, tiles are broken, and large pools of water are found.
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Experts believe that Tub Guys are a result of college indulgence and excessive drinking that leads normal people to "Turn Tub Guy". They often have no memories of the events. The syndrome is similar to turning into a wolf man, except way more dangerous. Usually, the subject is found in an almost deceased state in the bath tub at 4am, having left the shower on four upwards of 4 hours. This is usually accompanied by a large increase in the water bill.
As mentioned little evidence other than the aftermath of the freaks has been recorded, however; there is some video evidence and eyewitness testimony from a particular incident involving the Kingston Tubguy (thought to have been the original Tub Guy).
Ian (broadcast text message-4:00am): "Tubguy"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Steve (10:00am): "Oh shit, tell me tub guy made an appearance"
Nick (10:01am): "yeah, the lock was ripped off... Black spandex hanging from the ceiling and puke everywhere"
T. (10:02am):"TUBBBBGUYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
Tub Guy by Landlord Jan January 2, 2011
tub piss
mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
tub piss by white venom October 27, 2011
Tub Shitting
A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.
Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.
Tub Shitting by Britana633 October 3, 2012