Thorben 

One of the most talented men you will ever meet. Thorbens are extremely handsome, intelligent and have twinkling eyes. Usually you find "Thorben" in the Scandinavian area, but just as Vikings they traveled the world, so you can find them everywhere now. Women love Thorbens! One of the best things about a Thorben: he is not vain. Everyone should have a Thorben to guide their way!

Get a move and grab a Thorben!

Thorben by frogfrogfrog May 15, 2010

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

Bacon Torpedo by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 14, 2006

torpedo tits 

A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.

Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!

torpedo tits by BCDixon71 July 17, 2021

Thorne

Although these boys are very rare, they're some of the best boys out there. Very musically talented and know how to make a girl swoon. They know all the right things to say and do to put a smile on someone's face. If they're passionate about something, they can talk about it forever. Beautiful hazel eyes that anyone can get lost in. These are some of the best boys to have around and anyone with a Thorne in their life is very lucky!

Thorne opened the door for me, he is such a gentleman

Thorne by SophiaOfTheCats August 1, 2019

Meat Torpedo 

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

Meat Torpedo by JimmyEatBalz May 22, 2009

Thoreau moment 

A moment where an individual sees through the blasphemy of a given or spoken rule in a situation, and in a fashion resembling the philosophy of Henry David Thoreau, speaks against the rules or laws set on the situation often in the name of justice.

A potential form of anarchy for a just cause. The basic use of a Thoreau moment allows the individual to stand up for their rights when they deserve it most. Despite the parallel structure in diction, this is not to be confused with a nigga moment.

Security guard(across the hall): HEY! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HALLWAYS!
Person(getting something from his locker): But...I have a pass! And I need something from my locker!
Security guard: IF YOU DON'T GO BACK TO CLASS NOW, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE!
Person: But...I'm not a delinquent! And I didn't do anything wrong!
Security guard: I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE HALLWAYS RIGHT NOW!
Person: Fine then, I'll talk to the principal about this, because this isn't right! An unjust law is no law at all!

~generic Thoreau moment

Thoreau moment by AtmaRoM November 17, 2009

Tennessee Torpedo 

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

Tennessee Torpedo by nu88y December 10, 2012