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ho-telling 

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.
Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.
ho-telling by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008
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Why are you telling me 

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.
Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**
Why are you telling me by SirDae January 6, 2021

I'm telling 

Another way of agreeing to a statement a.k.a. "I'm saying", but usually pronounced with more sass and a bitchy undertone

Derived from Korean-Canadians, street slang used to say "i'm saying" or "you already know"

Shortened version of "I'm telling you"
Anna: Yo, Clara, did you see what Monique was wearing today. She looked like she went to the zoo after shopping at a thrift-shop and got attacked by every feline in that joint
Clara: Yooo, I'm telling man
I'm telling by $$kash February 14, 2014

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen 

No one loves me and no one cares about me.
I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

Tell me without telling me

A game played on TikTok where you are challenged to say something without directly saying it.
Girl in TikTok: Tell me without telling me your boyfriend is the best boyfriend ever. I’ll go first…

*girl pans camera to her boyfriend lovingly picking out all the stuff she hates off her extra large pizza*

Me: looks over to my husband who won’t even hold the door open for me when he enters a store.

*cries cus I know I’ll never know what that feels like*

Not Telling You

"Not telling you" is an expression you use when you want to piss off people by not telling them something the want to know.
Guy1: I had sex last night, want to know who I had sex with?
Guy2: Who? Who?
Guy1: Not telling you.
Guy2: Oh fu...
Guy1: Don't curse, mister!
Not Telling You by Fotus9 January 10, 2009

People keep telling me to kill myself

People keep telling me to kill myself