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stoney macgyver 

one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.
bro.....i cant believe you just made a bong out of pvc pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. youre such a stoney macgyver.
stoney macgyver by Domer64 October 21, 2010
Stokely Goulborne otherwise known as ski mask the slump god produced argueably his best album yet. Featuring artist like juice wrld and lil yatchy. With great tracks like Nuketown and faucet failure
"Hey vrodie did you hear ski new album Stokely"
"Nah but I heard it spits fire"
Stokely by trebreh_1234 December 26, 2018

Stoneyford 

it be a small village just outside the city of Lisburn, in Northern Ireland. Mostly known as a farming community, so there are lots of cows, there are even a fews horses here and there.
Stoneyford's Resivour is the villages main attraction, which brings fishers together from far and wide, yet if there are any actual fish there it is still a mystery.
Yet it's name might emply a rather 'stoney' place, there seems to be more cows than stones inhabiting the place, which is a pleasant surprise to visitors.
Jerry the Petrologist: i think i might go to Stoneyford, in Northern Ireland for a short hoilday, it sounds like an excellent place to go see some mighty fine looking rocks!

Patrick the carnivore: Trust me, you would hate it. Urban dictionary told me it had more cows than rocks, sounds a bit more like my dream holiday.
Stoneyford by oxjoshleighox July 30, 2010

Stoney Maloney 

Stoney Maloney is what they used to call Post Malone in high school but I really fuck with the name so I kinda adopted it for myself.
“Hey man, you see Stoney Maloney over there?” -Yung White Trash

“Shit where? Dude’s my Fucking hero, legend as fuck” -Yung Hockey

“I hear he’s drippin in sauce”

-Nick da GuapoLord

“I heard he killed Hitler with his massive penis” -Unknown
The state of being somewhat stoned, but not a complete high.

To "get a lil' stoney" might involve smoking enough marijuana to feel the effects, while still being able to perform everyday tasks.
"Hey man, I've got about a bowl of weed here. Feel like splitting it and getting a lil' stoney?"
Stoney by AwsumPawsum September 21, 2009

Stoneleigh-Burnham 

An all girls prep school in Western Massachusetts that has the usual lesbians, party girls, and preps. However Stoneleigh girls are known to be the fun party girls. Not to be compared with the prudes from Miss Halls, bitches from Westover, snobs of Miss Porter's, and skanks of Ethel Walker. Stoneleigh girls are the type of girls girls want to be and guys brag about knowing.
Salisbury Guy #1: Dude did you see that hot girl from Porter's?

Salisbury Guy #2: No, but I definetetly saw those girls from Stoneleigh-Burnham, they are always a good time!
Stoneleigh-Burnham by Carriela November 12, 2006